we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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