Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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