is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
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i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
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i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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