idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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