My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
tell your sister to shave her snatch
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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