census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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