dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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