And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
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im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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