just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
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We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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