if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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