He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
