For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
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Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
3 2 1 whiskey
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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