seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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