I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Terrible idea I love it
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
