DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Randomize
