: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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