the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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