i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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