She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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