I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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