I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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