i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Randomize
