Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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