He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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