what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
