It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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