So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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