Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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