how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
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"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize