She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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