You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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