her vagina looked like bernie madoff
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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