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  • 89 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:49pm

    Yeah cause there is only one girl in the whole town who ever gave anyone blue balls. Geeze.

  • 88 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:56pm

    Hehe I give my bf blue balls all the time. I feel bad....

  • 79 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:47pm

    yeah...sometimes I wonder if that is what I shouldve done. But weve been dating for a year and hes never talked about her unless i ask....so I decided to give him another shot...which, in retrospect, is not really in my nature. I am reluctant to admit that i wasted a year of my life, love, my entire self, mind, body and soul brought down by a Freudian slip. Ive given to much. Dont worry though, i made him suffer ;)

  • 88 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:43pm

    Dad, I'm doing this cause I Love You Fuck You!

  • 83 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:39pm

    you should go emotionally jerk off then

  • 77 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:20pm

    Who? The terminally ill?

  • 83 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:59pm

    Wha? How does one get "emotional" blue balls? Isn't blue balls a psychosomatic reaction to begin with? OP doesn't really know what he's talking about (unless OP is a girl...)

  • 75 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:50pm

    Emasculated. Castrate. Nuetered. Call it what you want. You are being whittled away.

  • 70 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:28pm

    what the fuck is emotional blue balls? like you said "i love you" & the girl didnt say it back? p.s. i'm pretty sure balls are a requirement for blue balls

  • 74 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:43pm

    @7:30 Ouch. Sorry to hear. If that happened to me, I would bite his dick, not apologize for giving him blue balls, and promptly break up with him. He's not over his ex.

  • 77 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:51pm

    Blue balls is psychosomatic? I'm going to go kick my boyfriend and make them hurt for real.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:23pm

    well 339, Ive definantly TEASED him, "like legit" and then left and he still says it doesnt hurt. Hell ive given him 3/4ths a BJ then went to sleep cause he said somethin stupid then asked him in the morning if i hurt him and he says no. ~242

  • 77 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:59pm

    @5:23 if he can still think while you're blowing him, you're doing it wrong.

  • 77 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:40pm

    He wouldn't have emotional blue balls if he grew a pair of real balls. Mangina's are not all the rage they used to be.

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:39pm

    I mean- I am the Girl giving the Blue Balls

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:09am

    Hmm..we probably dated this same girl then..we live in the same town and I know a girl who gave me blue balls

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:13pm

    It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazing that shit up every day

  • 73 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:10pm

    Reppin college station

  • 66 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:39pm

    Blue balls only hurt if we're really TEASED. Like legit. The next day, we're aching...it's kinda bad.

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:48pm

    YOU'RE a towel! - Towlie

  • 67 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:34pm

    You're my boy, Blue! You're my boy. - Frank

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:42pm

    lol my boyfriend says blue balls isnt as bad as guys make it out to be because they what to get off. He says it only hurts when it happens over and over and over. Lie up down, up down, up down, up down with no relief

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:30pm

    lol! touche 559, touche. He called me his ex-girlfriends name. He wasnt thinking and is lucky I didnt bite his dick off! ~523,242