Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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