My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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