i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
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