It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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