thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I wish life had little blips of pornography
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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