She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
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Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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