And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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