Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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