Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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