Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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