i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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