we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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