so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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