I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
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My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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