she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
