i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
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Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
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I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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