That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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