No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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