I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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