I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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