is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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